Tuesday, April 15, 2008
8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter
The rules are:
-Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
-You make her cry, I make you cry.
-Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
-Bring her home late, there's no next date.
-Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.
-No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
-If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
-Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
-Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
-You make her cry, I make you cry.
-Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
-Bring her home late, there's no next date.
-Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.
-No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
-If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
-Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
cool rules.
this is wat all parents would say or maybe WARN to the guys who wants to date their baby girl rite?!
Labels: take your time my dear..
what we could have been, 10:29 AM.
